The Tribes of Game

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This comment from Deti in the Evolution of Game was too epic not to make a post of. He leaves out Aunt Giggles Iscariot, the betrayer, but he is forgiven:

THE GENESIS

In the beginning was Game. And the game was with the natural alpha, and the Game was alpha. And the natural alphas created the world of pickup, and they saw that it was good.

And they said, “Let us make men in our own image.” And took they some words and swagger and attitude and nuking shit tests, and formed they men; and breathed into their nostrils the breath of cocky-funny, and they created men.

And alpha placed men into the world and told them to dress and keep it; and they did.

And alpha looked upon the men, and said “It is not good for the Men to be alone. I will make him a companion and a helper.” And alpha caused the man to become drunk with wine, and caused him to fall into a deep slumber, and while he was out cold, alpha created women of all shapes and sizes, colors and hair styles. And alpha presented the females to the men, and they said “Whoa, man!” And so this is how women were named, and it is so to this very day.

And the men and the women were together. And alpha looked upon them and said, be fruitful, bang, and multiply. And they did, with great gusto and enthusiasm.

And one day the women were walking in the garden, and a serpent with the face of Betty Friedan slithered up to them, and said; “Did alpha really say to you never to eat the fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Feminine Mystique? For he knows that in the day you eat of it, you will become like alpha and men, knowing men and women.”

And the women did eat, and they found that it was pleasant to the taste. And then they offered some to their men; and the men said “but alpha told us never to eat from the Tree. What is this you have done?” And the women said “The Friedanosaurus offered the fruit to me, and I ate, and it was good.” And the men ate.

And then alpha saw the men and said “where are you? what have you done?” And the men answered “We were hiding, because you said not to eat of the Tree of the Knowledge of Feminine Mystique, But the women, whom you gave to us, they tasted the fruit, and gave it to us, and we also ate.”

And alpha said to the men: “Because of this thing you have done, cursed is the ground you will walk on. You will no longer be able to pass shit tests. You will become beta pussyboys. No longer will you be permitted to tend the world; for the women whom I gave you have taken it from you. Your women will become unhaaaaaaappy and will divorce you or marry you nevermore.”

And to the women alpha said: “From this day on you will be miserably unhappy, for there are none to lead you and tell you no. You will do what is right in your own eyes, and satisfaction you shall never know all the days of your lives.”

THE EXODUS AND THE PROPHETS

But came then the prophets, and they were named Ross Jeffries, David DeAngelo, Mystery, and Neil Strauss. And they foretold of a saviour. They told of the way to the woman’s heart and mind. And they did many signs and wonders with women in the taverns and the bar bathrooms and the meeting places and the bedrooms of the land.

And they wrote down the words which the alpha did give them, and it was “The Game”. And “The Game” was read by many men, who marveled at the words that were written, and said “who are these men that even the women spread their legs for them?”

THE GOSPEL OF ROISSY

And the time came for the saviour to come. And he was indeed brought forth, in the City of George and Abraham and Ronaldus Maximus, and alpha decreed that he should be called Roissy. And in the City of George, Roissy began a blog. And men began to hear of the Man Roissy; and they said “Rejoice, for unto us this day has been given in the City of Ronaldus Maximus a guru, who is Roissy the PUA.”

And so it was that Roissy began his public ministry.

And Roissy ascended to the top of Mons Veneris, and took he with him his wives and concubines. And he was absent for a time. And when he returned, written with the finger of alpha and inscribed in pixels on the Blog were the Law, given by alpha, the Sixteen Commandments of Poon. And Roissy gave the Law and the Commandments to the men; and he commanded them: “You shall learn these words and the Law and the Commandments which alpha and which I have this day given to you. You shall write them in your minds, and you shall learn them when you rise up and when you lie down; you shall know them when you eat and when you walk by the way; and you shall teach them to your sons and daughters; and you shall keep them in your mind forever.

“And you shall put these Commandments which I have this day given you into practice. Every day you shall do them, and take care to see that you keep them in spirit and in letter.

“And if you do these things which I have commanded you; then I will bless you with more sex from your women than you can shake a stick at. But if you do not do these things which I have this day commanded you, then woe be unto you men and your sons and your sons’ sons, even to the third and fourth generation; for I have given to you the Law and the Commandments for you and for your good. If my men will turn from their beta ways and will follow my Law and Commandments, then will alpha come to give advice, and will heal your relationships and marriages.”

And Roissy went into his wives and concubines, and he knew them, some more than once in a night. And Roissy came, and came, and came again, and he had many sons and daughters. And these are the sons and daughters of Roissy:

Dalrock of the Metroplex, who brought forth the Doctrine of Serial Monogamy and the Lovestruck Principle, and who sought to bestow marriage and monogamy upon his tribe; and the Dalrock also brought forth many charts and graphs and learned treatises with which to teach his sons and daughters;

Roosh V of the City of Ronaldus Maximus; (also known as the son whom Roissy loved), whose words and deeds are written in the Chronicles of Bang

Keoni of Kamehameha, who brought forth Married Game; and Keoni begat his son Athol the Kiwi who then begat MarriedManSexLife

Rollo Tomassi of the Land of Sunshine, who said “let us reason together” and brought forth The Rational Male

dannyfrom504, the one who said “If I can slay the poon, anyone can”, and he became a great Teacher and was renowned throughout the land

Vox the Genius, who wrote of the men, the politics and the Game

The Badger, who became a scrivener and thinker

The Private Man, the oldest of Roissy’s sons, promoting Charisma “for men of a certain age”

Stingray, who wrote of the true condition

SunshineMary, who taught the women about the Law

And Roissy had many many more sons and daughters who are counted like grains of sand on the beach and stars in the sky.

And Roissy’s sons and daughters themselves had many sons and daughters, each of them talking to one another and learning from one another.

And Roissy gathered his sons and daughters unto him. And Roissy said to them “you will not always have me with you; for soon I will return to alpha. It is good that I will go, because if I do not go, the Manosphere will not come. But when I go, I will send the Manosphere. It will guide you into the facts of male female relationships. It will remind you of all I have taught you. It will comfort you and cause you to waste endless hours in front of a screen learning of men and woman.

“Remember that the world, and many female bloggers with chips on their shoulders, hated me; and they will also hate you. If you suffer for Game’s sake, remember that I am with you. And remember that neither shit tests, nor breakups, nor flaking, nor snowflaking, nor batshit crazy, can ever keep you from your confident and dominant frames.

“But you have seen that which I have done, and read the words I have written unto you and given unto you. And I tell you that these and greater things all of you will do, for the sake of male female love, long lasting marriages, and intact families. I tell you that you will write greater and more insightful things than I, and the Game will reach even to the ends of the earth.

“But this I command you: Go forth and tell all the world of the good news. Go forth and make disciples of the Manosphere. Go forth and teach them all that I have taught you.”

And they saw Roissy ascend to Mons Veneris from whence he came; and they marveled at his words and what they had seen. And they resolved to minister to the beta, the omega, and the feminists who suffered for lack of good relationships and good sex. And they taught the men and women of all that Roissy had said, and of the Law and the Commandments; and many were saved from unhaaaaappy marriages and sluthood and involuntary celibacy.

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Underdog
Underdog
9 years ago

*Your kingdom cum

Stingray
9 years ago

Marellus,

I see two options, take it all away, or give it to them full strength.

Masculinity full on or none at all.

Marellus
9 years ago

Stingray,

You delectable enigma of a swish, from some underwear designer’s … most noble wish …

deti
deti
9 years ago

MikeC 74:

Good comment. I see you are also a recent refugee from the land of HUS. Your comment will probably never see the light of day there; I have also been either banned or put into permanent moderation. I left a comment several threads ago trying to explain why young men don’t learn to jettison beta supplicant behaviors; I don’t believe it’s ever been published.

mikec74
mikec74
9 years ago

MikeC 74: Good comment. I see you are also a recent refugee from the land of HUS. Your comment will probably never see the light of day there; I have also been either banned or put into permanent moderation. I left a comment several threads ago trying to explain why young men don’t learn to jettison beta supplicant behaviors; I don’t believe it’s ever been published. Yes, Susan personally informed me that I was placed in permanent moderation weeks ago as I actually had not trying commenting in weeks. I can only assume the same is true of you. I’m… Read more »

deti
deti
9 years ago

THE ACTS OF THE SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF ROISSY In the first Book, most excellent Manospherians, I told you all of the things that Roissy did, and of the words he said, and of his charge to his sons and daughters. Now I tell you of those things his sons and daughters have done, so that you all may know of those who came before you. THE COMING OF THE MANOSPHERE And after Roissy was taken up to Mons Veneris; all the sons and daughters of Roissy had gathered in the Dalrock’s billiards room for a drinking party with the… Read more »

avd
avd
9 years ago

@Jeremy,

“I want to understand where you’re coming from first, avd. You’re comments are hard for me to decipher.”

There’s nothing to decipher. I do my very best to communicate in plain English, unlike the dipshits who are so deep into “framing” that they’ve lost the ability to hold a conversation with other men. Incidentally, this is a huge reason for the community’s deterioration: boys coming here and trying to run game on men. I would never insult the community with that garbage. For better or worse, you can take me for my word… no pussy framing, ever.

avd
avd
9 years ago

@Rollo, It seems that you’re censoring, though it might just be WP. If, in fact, you are censoring, then I’m terribly disappointed. Best.

avd
avd
9 years ago

Why are there 111 comments, but only 10 of them are showing? Are you censoring, or is it a WP issue?

FuriousFerret
FuriousFerret
9 years ago

I got one GeishaKate = Mary Magdalene. Geisha(Kate) = Prostitute(Mary). THE BOOK OF KATE Thus Kate reformed of her alpha cock chasing ways. Tired of being pumped and dumped by her random hook ups after her failed marriage, Roissy came to Kate in a vision through the electronic viewer. Thus saith Roissy to Kate ‘Thou shall learn the ways of the alpha male so thou will not be filled with strange semen of the alpha which will never commit to a woman that haseth small child.’ Kate searched and searched and followed Roissy and his son Rollo. Although to this… Read more »

Jeremy
9 years ago

@avd

…unlike the dipshits who are so deep into “framing” that they’ve lost the ability to hold a conversation with other men.

Please explain that comment. Who is a dipshit? who is “so deep into framing” that they can’t talk plainly with men? Who here is posting things you don’t like? When I read your comments, it almost sounds like I’m missing part 1 and 2 of a major trilogy.

Why are there 111 comments, but only 10 of them are showing? Are you censoring, or is it a WP issue?

It’s called page 2.

Marellus
9 years ago

@FuriousFerret

Although to this day, she still searcheth for the manicorn and for some strange reason takes pictures of her feet and posts them on the magic screen.

We would have seen more … if she was sure you weren’t watching …

asnark
9 years ago

where is http://krauserpua.com/? surely i say unto you he is a disciple among men….a fisher of women…

Phinn
Phinn
9 years ago

Yea, though I walk through a bar filled with hot women, I will fear no rejection, for Game art with me.

Rollo Tomassi
9 years ago

Why are there 111 comments, but only 10 of them are showing? Are you censoring, or is it a WP issue?

It’s called page 2.

le sigh

freebird
freebird
9 years ago

Thanks for the commentary Matt. I admit to ‘losing,’ by golly. Because ‘winning’ is really the gateway to a larger ‘losing.’ That and it takes so much energy. It’s just not worth the risk for the reward,and the huge amount of energy could either be saved or spent upon something more rewarding. I guess that is my major malfunction, I’ve come to see only the risk and now the ‘reward’ looks like the bait to the trap that it really is. They say part of the hook-up culture is that the two part company immediately after sex so as to… Read more »

freebird
freebird
9 years ago

That is to say:
I would not frame it
(my circumstance)
As a beta refusing to alpha up,but as a man weary of playing the losing game,who has clean decided to not serve anyone except himself,a misanthropic curmudgeon.
Because that is the base nature of what’s left after the ‘weaker sex’ drains the life energy out of a man.

I can keep a bit of myself,hidden from prying hands,my soul intact,yours?

freebird
freebird
9 years ago

Point of vitriol:
It’s not enough to make us complicit in our slavery to the FI,but we’re REQUIRED to be “”cocky-funny”” about it.

Laugh,monkey,laugh,whilst we gather the clubs,knives and spoons to eat your brain while your still alive.

Haha!
Good times.

freebird
freebird
9 years ago

The measure of a man is not in how much gash he gets. Real virtue is defined otherwise. But…let’s play along.. Just how long of a time period lacking gash is it before a guy is the stinking loser? One month,one day,one hour? By defining yourself by the (stops and laughs/chokes) measure of a women,you give them authority over you. That is why game serves the FI,making better servants by self-impetus. Still, a no-sell in my book. My life on my terms. That is what this stinking loser says. My gosh I do so enjoy being left the heck alone… Read more »

Underdog
Underdog
9 years ago

I swear, these MGTOW omegas, sometimes it’s like talking to men who have no dicks.

Jeremy
9 years ago

@freebird Just how long of a time period lacking gash is it before a guy is the stinking loser? One month,one day,one hour? Well, of course, that alarm bell should be ringing at about the 5 second elapsed mark. The good news, as the late Reverend Negative Beltnoch said, is that this means you’re in the same boat as alphas 99% of the time. By defining yourself by the (stops and laughs/chokes) measure of a women,you give them authority over you. You want to make the point that people shouldn’t define themselves by others, which cannot be assailed. Where you… Read more »

FuriousFerret
FuriousFerret
9 years ago

Oh and Mark Minter is John The Baptist – Screaming from the wilderness

‘Repent from thy monogamy and never be married”

Joseph
Joseph
9 years ago

Roosh was blogging before Roissy and had a blog called DC Bachelor. Roissy was a commenter there before creating his own blog. Calling Roosh a “son” of Roissy is very insulting given how much longer Roosh has been doing it.

Matthew King
Matthew King
9 years ago

freebird wrote: I guess that is my major malfunction, I’ve come to see only the risk and now the ‘reward’ looks like the bait to the trap that it really is. They say part of the hook-up culture is that the two part company immediately after sex so as to avoid the bonding process. I can save one step there by avoiding the sex altogether. I noticed immediately upon encountering this community that they were attempting to address a spiritual condition through material solutions. Every civilization understands the folly of that practice — from Plato to Nietzsche, Confucianism, Taoism, Buddhism… Read more »

Matthew King
Matthew King
9 years ago

Joseph wrote:

Roosh was blogging before Roissy and had a blog called DC Bachelor. Roissy was a commenter there before creating his own blog. Calling Roosh a “son” of Roissy is very insulting given how much longer Roosh has been doing it.

Hear, hear. They’re starting to over-egg the pudding now. An analogy can only be stretched so far before it loses tensile strength and begins drooping. It’s gone from cutesy word-play to a faintly dorky hero-worship, which is the last thing needed on a site trying to teach men how to be men.

Matthew King
Matthew King
9 years ago

Marellus asked:

How does one battle an enemy whose victory lies in their surrender?

Is this a trick question? You battle them directly until they understand the futility of the cause, despite a century of propaganda telling them “You go, grrrl!” and telling us to be indirect and passive and easygoing.

We win, they surrender. Everybody’s happy. Win-win.

That’s why the renaissance of men began in the bedroom, where we are least able to hide our true natures, and on pick-up blogs, where men could apply the secret knowledge to the greatest, most immediate, personal advantage.

Matt

Case
Case
9 years ago

Joseph…maybe its like Roosh/JtB and Roissy/JC where even Jesus had to be baptized by John and John turned in his mom’s womb when Mary came to visit her while still pregnant with JC. But alas, to be talking that way is to take this metaphor way too far methinks. Good laugh, good enough. Jeremy, re: “…unlike the dipshits who are so deep into “framing” that they’ve lost the ability to hold a conversation with other men.” …I can’t speak for the fellow who wrote that but I think I see this everywhere. Framing is the new public speaking and debate.… Read more »

sunshinemary
9 years ago

Hello Rollo,
If you have a spare moment tomorrow (Friday), I would like to ask you to drop by my site briefly. I am posting a counter point guest essay by Jesse Powell, a secular traditionalist who advocates chivalry as men’s unconditional obligation toward all women. If I recall correctly, you have written several essays on chivalry, so I thought you might have something interesting to add to the discussion.

Rollo Tomassi
9 years ago
Reply to  sunshinemary

@SSM, it’s a date.

Jeremy
9 years ago

@Case

…Framing is the new public speaking and debate. … no, in 2013 we hold, or shift the frame. Whoever holds longest and looks best doing it, wins. Framing is way past the manosphere.

You’re speaking of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW87GRmunMY

But I still don’t understand who here was doing this. I’ve not seen much re-framing in this particular post’s comments.

orion
orion
9 years ago

@Furious Ferret:

” Although to this day, she still searcheth for the manicorn and for some strange reason takes pictures of her feet and posts them on the magic screen.”

Well, if she is Mary Magdalene, so that they can be oiled by an alpha?

Kate
9 years ago

I do not appreciate being libelled in such a crass way.

Matthew King
Matthew King
9 years ago

Mary Magdalene was not a “prostitute.” Ferret is usually a more perceptive commenter. Bad attempt at an analogy, as this entire thread has become.

van Rooinek
van Rooinek
9 years ago

Priceless!

Marellus
9 years ago

Matt,

Keep it up.

FuriousFerret
FuriousFerret
9 years ago

“I do not appreciate being libelled in such a crass way.”

You choose the handle Geisha not me.

Kate
9 years ago

Something you have ignorantly misconstrued from the beginning. Notice how I don’t even use that name anymore? Yet you persist in bringing it up. I’m not surprised you consider M.M. a prostitute. You cannot conceive of an unmarried woman who is worthy of honor. Would you have written what you did about any of the married female contributors of this blog? No. Someone else’s misfortune makes you think you have license to trod on them. You don’t.

FuriousFerret
FuriousFerret
9 years ago

“You cannot conceive of an unmarried woman who is worthy of honor”

That’s not true at all. In fact most married women I know are horrible shrews that actively rule their husbands. Married women are terrible on average. They get a kid and then make their husband a work mule.

It was supposed to a joke anyway.

Mistakes were made here at the Rational Male by people who either did it deliberately or inadvertently.

Kate
9 years ago

I know it was supposed to be a joke; it crossed the line. That’s all I have to say. I consider the topic dropped and we can move on in peace.

Glengarry
Glengarry
9 years ago

… So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured hamster, full of so cute names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten widdle horns. And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet lycra, and decked with fake gold and rhinestones and pearls, having a shotglass in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: And upon her forehead was a name written, MZ.TERI, BABYLON THE TOTALLY GREAT, THE MOTHER OF SINGLE MOTHERS AND OMEGAS OF THE EARTH. … And the Spirit says, LLZOLZZOLZ. And… Read more »

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Case
Case
9 years ago

@Jeremy … nailed it.
And, BTW … I loved that movie. Just seeing Aaron Eckhart’s face in the still for the link gives me a smile.

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Monarch Programming
Monarch Programming
8 years ago

“But came then the prophets, and they were named Ross Jeffries, David DeAngelo, Mystery, and Neil Strauss. And they foretold of a saviour. They told of the way to the woman’s heart and mind. And they did many signs and wonders with women in the taverns and the bar bathrooms and the meeting places and the bedrooms of the land.” Except they…. didn’t. David DeAngelo married his second bed-mistress (and have you seen her pics?) Mystery admitted himself into the psych ward numerous times between suicide attempts and is now a doting baby daddy. Neil Strauss? Admitted very few lays… Read more »

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Nathan
Nathan
8 years ago

So funny! You’re awesome Rollo

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