PS – I drove escorts for 2 years and you, ma’am, are no escort driver.

I. Love. Women. All of them, and everything (ok, pretty much) about them. The way they look, the way they smell, they way they laugh. The way they feel, the way they think (except when it drives me crazy) and they way they see the world. I love the way they walk, talk and suck my, well, so very many things.To me, they are a precious gift, and I treat them that way. I’m not saying I’m perfect or that I never make mistakes, because I sure as fuck have, and do. And, to my great shame and regret, I have hurt a whole lot of them. Almost never on purpose, but usually because I wasn’t able, or willing, to give them what they wanted, which was usually more, or all, of me. I must say I’ve gotten much better over the years at that though. Not hurting them I mean. You know the secret? Honesty. Really. You should try it some time. That and respect.

I honestly believe that women are the 2.0 version of the human species. Let me be clear here though. I don’t necessarily think that most of them are better than Me (although many of them most assuredly are), I just think that most of them are much better than most of You. Not in every way mind you, but just in little ways, like, say, how to be a decent human being. Now, now, don’t get your panties in a bunch fellas, I’m sure you all have your good qualities, I’m just saying you’d very likely be much better at doing the thing you’re bragging at being so good at doing, doing it much more often (and likely with much better quality specimens), if you treated them better. If you treat them with respect, if you Love Them. Treat women as the divine and precious gifts that they are. SEE them that way, and they will see you seeing them that way, and, trust me, there will be benefits. Awesome ones. And sometimes the best way to treat a woman as an aspect of the divine is to treat her like “a dirty little sexpot”, because that is an aspect of the divine as well. Just make Very damn well sure that she Wants you to treat her that way, at that particular moment.
If she doesn’t, don’t.

If it’s not crystal clear already, I am indeed an Alpha. I know immediately when other Alphas are in, or come in a room, and they most definitely know when I’m there. I’m in my 40’s now and stopped keeping exact track of how many women I’ve had sex with a few years ago, but I still have a pretty good idea. So, my best guess is that it’s currently around 350. Ya, you heard me. And that’s just women I’ve had sex with. While I have had intercourse with most of the women I’ve been intimate with, there’s still a whole lot of them that didn’t happen with. I think about 5 of those 350 were professionals (hookers for the crass amongst you). Or, hmm, that number might be slightly higher than five if you count professionals that I didn’t pay for. I was an escort driver for a while. As far as I can recall, only one woman has paid me for it, several times; in cash anyway. In the past year, I’ve been with about 15 women, fooled around with a few more. About a year ago, I was in a threeway relationship with two beautiful, Wild, women, one of them 26, the other just turned 19. T’was grand, I tell you, until I fucked it up. At the moment, I’m in a steady, open, relationship with two women, one in her early thirties, the other in her early twenties. They both know about each other and are both beautiful and amazing, inside and out. Remember gentlemen, ‘open’ also means that they are ‘allowed’ to be, and are, involved with others as well, male or female, as they prefer. Something I’m completely cool with, as long as they are honest with me about it, and safe. I’m also dating a few others with whom I have various levels of intimacy. While I don’t announce to the world (like I am now) everything I’m doing, at the same time I don’t hide anything from any of them. So ya, life if pretty damn frickin’ good. Oh, and if you’re curious, I’m not famous, I’m not rich, and I’d say I’m probably an 8.5 on the attractive scale to most women. So how do I do it? Read on.

Jordan’s damn right that women are sexual beings too, sexual animals even. But they’re not the same kind of sexual animals that we are. How often do we hear of women raping men? Exactly. Male sexuality, male energy in general, has more of an edge, is perhaps more primal, savage. Female sexuality, while it can certainly still leave bleeding scratch wounds down your back, is different; softer, gentler, more naturally deeper. I think the actual actions themselves pretty much say it all. We men stab, we thrust, we penetrate. Women take in, they enfold, they embrace.

Of course yes, I am generalizing here, men and women can tap their sexuality into all of these energies, and more. Many of us do. As been established, there’s plenty of feminized men these days. And I have definitely met more than a few women who terrify me, and/or who I wouldn’t mess with, or fuck with, if you paid me.

I consider myself something of an expert on women. For, besides the many I have made the beast with two backs with, I have been, and am, friends with many, many more. For my entire life, I have had far more female friends than male. Why? Mostly because I just like them better. While I still have hope for the male species, looking back on our history, on all we’ve done, that hope is sometimes hard to hold on to. The world would definitely be a different place if women ran it. Better? I can’t say. But it certainly couldn’t be worse. I mean, just look around at the state of the world today brothers. That’s Our doing. Almost all of it, that’s on Our shoulders. We’ve Got to do better. Way better. Anyway, I digress.

Since I can hear the lame attempts at jabs and such already, I’ll forestall a few of them. I do like sports, although I usually couldn’t care less what team wins or loses. I am most definitely heterosexual, but I have no problem having gay friends, and have quite a few. I love beer and violent action and/or zombie movies just as much the next guy and I kick ass 9 times out of 10, or maybe 20 (my years working as nightcloub security don’t hurt). There, satisfied? I’m also a vegetation though, but I had to eat meat though, I’d make sure it was organic and free of pesticides, antibiotics and a whole load of other crap. Or I’d hunt and kill it myself, humanely and with deep respect and gratitude. I like dramas, documentaries, romances and cartoons.I do my best to be kind, compassionate, and considerate. I am enthralled by beautiful things.I detest violence against my fellow human beings, or any form of life. I’m very spiritual, and interested in health and well being, for everyone and everything, because, quite clearly, we are all one. I have cried a few times, but it doesn’t happen very often, even when it should. I love kids, adventure, cuddling, adrenaline, art and martial arts. I ask the woman to dance, I tell that hottie she has a beautiful smile, I go in for the kiss. I’m not afraid to say, do or be anything the hell I want to, or choose to, be. I don’t apologize for being who I am, although I do apologize when I make a mistake, or I simply need to. I work to be the best possible version of myself that I can be. And it takes as long as it takes.

So, that’s how I feel, where I’ve been, and who I am. Take my words as you will, I honestly don’t give much of a crap. I say all this though on the chance that there may be a few men among you who get what I’m saying, and starting putting it into practice, thereby benefiting both themselves and my fellow sisters; and therefore the world.

So if you’ve been listening boys (and girls?) it’s actually pretty easy. Two words. Like I said.

Love

Women.

I’m out.

It does seem like a bad SNL sketch at first – I always expect Sting to turn up at some point.